Leviathankyou.
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i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
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so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
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Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
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In Spain speaking Spanish at Spanish folks and they know what I’m saying. This is the shit.
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you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
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My life is nothing but an endless dirge of unliking Facebook pages that seemed to have a witty or relevant title at the time.
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As of late we’ve certainly not heard as much from the beard as the beard would have us hear. Perhaps I’ve felt that beard had just done all that he could do in his situation. But this isn’t his situation, this is Europe, and there’s a whole lot of places that this beard’s never been. Brace yourselves… Instabeard is back. And he’s in Paris. #beards#beard#instabeard#beardsofinstagram#beardoftheday#beardinparis
